I’m never sure when something is finished or not BUT I’m posting this now as I’m about to go away for a week. I love fusion design so much, particularly when victorian architecture is involved :D Shout out to @riskyrat for suggesting the telescopes <3 <3 <3 <3
Measurements: H. with sheath 17 1/16 in. (43.3 cm); H. without sheath 15 1/8 in. (38.4 cm); H. of blade 9 1/8 in. (23.2 cm); W. 2 in. (5.1 cm); Wt. 14.6 oz. (413.9 g); Wt. of sheath 8.9 oz. (252.3 g)
I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.
This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.
OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING:
“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”
“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”
“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”
YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”
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